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Galilean Theory II

- (12/04/09 10:35)
<<<...people are no longer fooled with such subtle tourism or perhaps the economy has over the years made people feel it's senseless wasting precious money on such a fairytale event as meeting Jesus in Galilee or betteryet, it's even possible Jesus must have gotten so bored with such a dull place as Galilee that he has chosen to change base to...er...er....er...er Obudu Ranch Resort in Calabar! Hey, before i get slain by Galilean fanatics, i hope you know i was kidding lol. Anyway, the topic sentence of my two-parted blog is Happy Easter celebrations to you all. Don't forget, God LOVES you not because of what you do or who you are but because he CAN'T but love you!

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Galilean Theory

- (12/04/09 10:24)
So, finally, the much anticipated historical event has occured: RESURRECTION OF JESUS. And customarily, we're supposed to meet him tomorrow at the famous Galilee. Hmm, that word 'Galilee' just bring back the memories of my childhood: the food, dancing, merry making, drumming and of course the frequent visits to the toilet! For years, i've always tried to catch a glimpse of 'Jesus' at Galilee but i always ended up missing 'him' either cos i was busy chatting with friends or eating my a*** off while he appeared; but i remember that i used to see a fictitious person dressed in white robe. Now, i've grown up -just like my friends- and i no longer seem interested in the Galilean theory. It's quite amazing that Galilee itself seems to be more reknowned for hosting street football matches rather than Jesus' visitation nowadays! I would be suprised if tomorrow proves me otherwise cos nobody has even mentioned that word in my house for almost ten years! Well, maybe it's because people are...>>>

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A Night In The Rain3

- (8/04/09 04:16)
..boarded another cab feeling high that we've at least gotten a bit of revenge. Halfway into our new journey, the ringleader of our circus show remembered he'd forgotten his bag at the scene of the show lol. So, he left us to pick it up! I finally got to school to discover my dear team is playing another embarassing two-all draw tsew. After the match, i headed home late in the might with the rain still pouring with much venom even up till this moment that i'm writing! Looking back at the whole scenario, i couldn't help but laugh. I was never involved in any of the actions my guys took cos i'm not bold enough for such but i gave my consent to them which automatically makes me a partaker in it. What if we were accosted by police officers for disturbing the peace of the night? Oh, i forgot Nigerian police are pneumonic and so don't come out in the rain lol. Well, let me continue my sleep since the rain has refused to stop while i keep reminiscing about my unforgettable night in the rain!

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A Night In The Rain2

- (8/04/09 04:06)
The initial negotiation with the driver was to take us back to school but he declined and then we agreed that he was gonna take us to two-third of the journey and then we made a very big mistake; we paid him our fares while we were still far from our destination. Suddenly he stopped at about one-third of the way and said he wasn't going again despite collecting money for the agreed destination. Four angry boys, dripping with pain from their panties went berserk with madness at this act of exploitation. We opened all his doors and refused to allow him go anywhere; lotsa argument, shouts and cursing went on for almost 30min while still at the mercies of the rain. The stupid man then left us with his car thinking we would go after a while but guess what, we stayed lol. However, we didn't wanna miss the UEFA round of matches and so we decided to act fast. Guess what we did? We packed a bucket full of rainwater, sand and heaps of rubbish and poured it on his car seats lol; we boarded>>>

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A Night In The Rain

- (8/04/09 03:52)
Yesterday was just another regular school day for me: usual boring lectures, frustrating ward rounds and the killing heat of the sun. However, it all went awry when i decided to follow my department to their last group stage match in the annual VC's cup; we got caught up in a terribly heavy rain and the bus refused to show up! So, the usual shoving and pushing for the available cabs became the only option. Gosh! What a sight i beheld yesternight; alhajas who will not even shake your hands normally were begging guys to lap them lol *it was that serious!*. I finally struggled to board a cab with a couple of my guys with one of them lapping me and with my head permanently tilted to one side cos of the bodies crammed into the small car. Trust the adrenaline surge, we chattered our mouths off in the cab and then the unexpected happened! Hey, relax it's not something that serious lol. Ok, take a deep breath and check out what happened in the concluding blog which happens to be the next!

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