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Whats Up With Time?

- (8/03/09 14:53)
Did anybody notice there was a change in the time zone across the world overnight? Since around november last year, have you guys noticed we here in Nigeria have been ahead GMT by 1hour - which is normal by the way - but just last night stoke this morning we've suddenly had the same time with GMT. I've always wondered why this is so and i got to know that it occurs as a result of changes in seasons, solstice and all those other Geography jargons but what amazes me is that: is it that we lost 1hour or the GMT gained 1hour? If you wanna know whether i'm right or wrong, just pay attention to this week's round of matches in the UEFA champions league, it's gonna be 1hour earlier at 7.45pm Nigerian time!

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Picture This...II

- (8/03/09 00:49)
before anaesthetia was developed. Even pregnant women would be watching while they were being lacerated and the fetus is being pulled outta their uteruses! Obviously most people die from this procedure. In fact, it was reported that more American soldiers died in the hospitals than the battlefield in the 19th century! I guess it's easier to see why now lol. Hmm, i can only imagine how they carried out a brain surgery - that's if there was one anyway. Don't you think you and i are both lucky not to have been in this world at that time? We even get sedated now just to remove a stubborn tooth. Aren't we lucky? I repeat, 'aren't we just f***ing lucky?!'

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Picture This...

- (8/03/09 00:46)
You had a bullet wound in your thigh and the only way to prevent further damage to your leg is to amputate it. Calmly, you lie on the operating bed, slowly praying to your God (even atheists cannot claim that they don't pray to an invisible being at this point) and then the surgeon walks in along with two pretty nurses and ten hefty men. The operation commences with the men pinning you down with all the might and strength in them while the nurses hand over the amputating implements which include a chisel, giant pliers, a big saw etc but no anaesthetics to ease your pain or put you to sleep. And then the surgeon begins sawing your leg while you, needless to say, wriggle in bed under excruciating pain with sweats trickling down your body and the hefty men doing their best to pin you down while you scream louder than a nun being raped for the first time through her anus! The above scenario was exactly what used to happen about one and a half centuries ago....

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Comical Quotes II

- (6/03/09 01:52)
9. I never married cos i have 3 pets at home that answer same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. 10. Women hope men change after marriage but they dont. Men hope women wont change after but they do. 11. If you want to sacrifice admiration of many men for criticism of one, go ahead and marry 12. The man who says his wife cant take a joke forgets his wife took him 13. The secret of a happy marriage remains secret. 14. Before marriage a man declaress he'll lay down his life to serve you, after marriage he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you lol. That last one is probably the truest and funniest to me. So there they are, you might want to keep them in memory. Who knows they might help in future lol. Please note that these quotes were from several reknowned personalities, they are not a product of bloah's intellect! Thanks for reading and never forget them! Ciao

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Comical Quotes

- (6/03/09 01:41)
I was just doing my usual web rounds when i came across these marriage quotes that were so funny to me and i decided putting them down. Most, if not all, of these quotes are true and are what happens in most homes although they sound funny. Here we go 1. I never knew real happiness until i got married but by then it was too late 2. They say love is blind and marriage is an institution, well i'm not ready for an institution of the blind 3. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once 4. A man is incomplete until he's married; after that, he is finished 5. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and chequebook open 6. When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife 7. The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than prostitution 8. A husband's last words should always be 'ok, buy it'. Are you still interested in more, then check the next blog lol.

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