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What Ifs......?

- (26/02/09 05:42)
Have you ever thought of these things? What if this world was never created? What if God does not truly exist and heaven and hell were just a fictitious imagination of a set of people that has been forced on mankind? What if there was nothing like good or bad? What if bullets could reverse so that Pac,Biggie,Lincoln and Hitler could just live again? What if Alex Ferguson was aborted at birth? What if ghosts and vampires truly exist? What if there is no devil or evil spirits as we've been made to believe? What if sex was never 'created'? What if animals take over the world? Where does one go when one dies? What if your religion is the false one? What if pregnancy were to be carried by men? What if AIDS virus were to be air-borne? What if catarrh was incurable and leads to death? What if we could marry our sisters and brothers without it being labelled incest? What if kobra is a demonic website? What if you were blind, could you have read this blog? What if i never wrote this blog lol?

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Mr. Globetrotter

- (26/02/09 01:27)
I've been kinda globetrotting round the country for the past couple of weeks and i must say it has been fun despite its accompanying stress and tiredness. I've seen many places, visited many canteens and 'mama put mores' as well as seen many faces - including those of the 'i'm deaf n dumb, pls help me', 'oga god go help u, pls am having spiritual problems n i need some money sir', 'una don c dis drug, im good 4 husband wey no fit perform 4 bed, na just #140'. I thought this set of people were just found in the motorparks and filling stations but i was suprised to find them in public ATM centres! For God's sake, what do these guys expect? That i'll withdraw #3000 and drop #500 for them! Nigerians can really be annoying sometimes o! Another constant annoying sight for me throughout these journeys were those of men urinating indiscriminately while pointing their 'teenie weenies' at various angles for all to see. Geez, what a disgusting sight to behold! Tell me, isn't dt sexual harassment?

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PS : Dear Diary

- (24/02/09 05:08)
By the way diary, you can use these as a reminder for me. Jay z said you cant help the poor by being one of them, so he became rich and gave back to the public which to him is a win-win. Also, remind me of how much more Kanu Nwakwo is beloved than Austin Okocha, despite the latter being a better player, all because of his heart foundation. Yeah, use those as constant reminder for me please. Can you come again diary cos i didnt get what you just said? Ok, i heard you better now; you're scared that i might lose you or that kobra may fold up. Not to worry pal, even if kobra folds up, i have you written in my heart and so i cant forget you. Is that assuring enough? Alright, that's good to know. So, let me go now, i'll be back later. Hey, don't you trust me? Of course, we gonna live happily ever after lol

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Dear Diary

- (24/02/09 04:54)
Dear diary, i saw a boy,about half myage, in a motorpark yesterday who was hawkin 'pure water' & i was really touched as thoug dt was d 1st i wud c. It was obvious he doesn't go to school & i'm sure he hardly eats two triangular meals per day. He was dressed in shabby clothings & wore spoilt slippers which kept slowing him down as he tried to run & catch up wit passengers callin out for his goods. To say he was being bitten by d sun is an understatement as he was literally being roasted under d blazing sun wit sweats trickling down his hungry-looking face. Diary, i'm telling you dis so dat u can remind me of my solemn pledge, as i was looking at d boy pitiably, to remove at least one of such kids from dat predicament in future. Hmm, i'm telling you dis my trusted diary cos i may forget or renege on my promise cos i don't really know what d future holds but i know dat if i get to read dis from you again, i'll remember my pledge. Tanx a lot my beloved diary. Yours sincerely, Bloah

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Meltdown II

- (22/02/09 10:56)
...is this economic meltdown all about. I feel we should be properly enlightened cos a reverred man of God (well, i'm also a man of God, i'm just not reverred lol) recently prophesied that the meltdown was going to occur for SEVEN (7) consecutive years! I'm not one that is given to prophesies and the likes but i'm taking a keen interest in this particular one cos that was how Father Thomas Malthus also said some years back and he was despised only for his predictions to 'nearly' come to pass! Hmm, i feel we all need to be a bit serious, even though i hope it doesn't come to pass, so that he/she who is logging on to kobra via a 'browseable' phone won't end up logging on to MTN services or magic plus via his/her 'unbrowseable' phone lol. Peace!!!

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