- (1/10/11 06:13) Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates!
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Customer Care Blues
- (1/10/11 04:23) Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my CD out.Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet - it's still on my desk .... Sorry ....
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Worm Or Brain?
- (2/02/11 17:31) Cool face. Nice figure. That's all. She talks too much & exposes her flaws. Just like the "experts" on all subjects posting ridiculous blog on kobra. How about this from her: I PREFER GOING TO LONDON BCOS I DON'T LIKE UK. ITS TOO HOT IN UK. Asked if she wants shawama she answered: NO I DON'T DRINK! I'm sure if autopsy gets performed on her body after she dies, they'll not find a brain but worms in tbe skull. This goes for all of you "expert" bloggers on kobra.
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Valentine Day
- (2/02/11 17:11) Its almost here. Strategies are being worked out... New international laws are out. 1. Any babe whose menses occur on 14th Feb will be stoned to death. 2. Any guy whose ATM doesn't work on 14th Feb will be summarily executed. 3. Polygamous practices may be done by babes for the sake of acquiring BlackBerry phones but must end by 12midnight. 4. HIV test must be performed on all celebrants within 2wks & repeated after a month. 5. The origins of all babies born in October this year must be linked to this valentine day activities.
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Best Con Artists
- (18/11/10 14:02) Just thinking.... Fortune tellers NEVER win lotteries. Smart guys providing charms for armed robbers to become invincible or evade bullets are chickens who don't venture out of their domains at nights. Yet, they smile to the banks for their charges... DAMN!
