Dumebi1 Blog

Dumebi1 Kobrawap Eprofile

S3XY DOC..continued

- (29/10/09 16:06)
Here was dis cute guy wit a cute ride askin me 2 hang out wit him..of cos yes! He wrote me a prescription after collecting my digits and i was about 2 collect 4rm him when i glanced at his fingers..my mr.cute was a married man! Jeez,i was flirting wit sum1's husband.i didnt change my expression..i didnt nid 2 ask if he was maried cos i knew d ansa bt i nided 2 teach him some lesson..he told me he was gona cal later i said ok.later in d evening,i was in my rum when i got a cal 4rm him.he askd me 2 dress up and dat he was comin 2 pick me up.i gave him a hostel address dat was in town.he cald and told me dat he was waitin 4 me downstairs.i told him 2 be patient dat i'ld come down soon..he waited til he was frustratd..i switchd off my phone.i didnt regret wat i did 2 him..of cos d nxt tym we met at a bank he was wit dis hottie 4rm my sis department and i was lyk-good riddance to bad rubbish' dnt undastand y a young gal wld go out wit a married man..lets rememba d golden rule.PEACE

========--------========

S3XY DOC

- (29/10/09 15:43)
I remembad something dat happend mnths ago..i passed out in a party held 4 final yr students in my lodge..i was unconcious 4 abt an hour..this happend on a weekend and i had 2 wait till monday so i cld visit d medical centre..i went and waited 4 my turn 2 see d doctor.when it got 2 my turn,i went in and greetd d doctor.wow! D guy was cute! D mom was chinese bt d dad was ibo and he got d beta part of both sides.l0q..d following conversation ensued-Doctor:u dnt luk ill 2 me.wats wrong? Me:i passd out inexplicable 2 nyts ago. Doctor:*smilin mischievously*wat wea u doin when it happend? Me:i was dancing at a party. Doctor:wea u drunk?do u do drugs?did u eat b4 d party?..Me:nope,i dnt drink at parties,neva done drugs and of cos i ate well.Doctor:*staring at my b00bs* did u tel ur parents dat u fainted in a party? Me:i didnt tink it was neccessary.do u? Doc:*gets up and sits on his table directly in front of me* naughty girl..i luv ur hazel contacts..wld luv 2 hang out wit u..

========--------========

THE WAY I LUK

- (29/10/09 15:09)
I have always complained about d way i luk.maybe its becos as a child,i was always reminded of hw sickly and ugly dat i was,hw i dnt luk lyk my beautiful mum...as an adult,i knw am nt as pretty as my mom bt am nt ugly anymur..i find it difficult nt believin dat am no longer sickly and ugly..jeez,most tyms i wld luk at my frnds and envy d way dey luk nt knowin dat dey have d same tot about me..i ve dis dark-skinned cousin dat had a flat figure..she is really cute and i wish i lukd dat way bt we wea chattin one day when she just said dis out of d blues "u knw something?u really re very beautiful.i wish i was as gud lukin as u" i was kinda suprisd cos i didnt expect dat..here was sum1 i was wishin dat i was lyk wishin she was me l0l..4rm dat day,i resolvd 2 be very confident about my luks..lyk my sis wld say-'if Linda isnt pretty enough,u can always try Belinda!'..l0l.

========--------========

THANK GOD!

- (26/10/09 15:47)
Am so happy..mom's getting stronger and my last semester's result is out..it was excellent and i really tank God 4 his mercies 4 despite my fragile health,i didnt make a C.i hope dis semestr wld be beta..cant wait 2 get bak 2 skul..d storm wld soon be ova.tank u jesus.

========--------========

LOL

- (13/10/09 17:44)
3 men with invalid travel documents were found in a foreign country..one was hausa,d second was yoruba n d oda was ibo..they were given 2 options-they were 2 be injectd wit hiv virus bt paid huge sums of money 2 start a new lyf in 9ja.d second was dat they were 2 be deported without a farthing on them..d hausa man was askd 2 choose,he just replied "walahi,i no want d money.send me home empty-handed,yowah!".he was sent home tru d nxt available flight..d yoruba man choose d same treatment.when it was d ibo man's turn,he excusd himself 4 a while,got back and demandd 4 d virus injection.he was injectd and d money was given to him..he smiled happily and murmured "this ppl re stupid..they neva knew dat i wore a condom b4 d injection,ha ha!" big shoutout to my ibo brothers and sistaz,we rock.peace

========--------========

( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 )


Kobrawap © 2005