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<BABY SITTER 3>

- (5/03/09 16:33)
N my back felt warm n wet..lol,i tot she had peed.in dat case,i cld just clean up n change my top bt no!d baby actually made poop on my back..gooey yellow mess flowing down my jeans..i screamed then,cldnt help it bt i had 2..d housemaid came then..she burst out laughing wen she saw d mess i was in..wats funny?'aunty sori'was wat d silly thing cld say..i gave er d baby..i ve had enough..'aunty wea is junior?'i told er 2 chk d bedroom..he was there alright,bt nt idle.he was painting d white walls wit d candy i gave him..holy smoke!wat did i do?i handed them both 2 d housemaid 4 a thorough bath then set bout cleaning my desecrated self n scrubbing d stained walls..i fumed more than conc.nitric acid..lol..tank God it was oil-based paint..needless 2 say,when my frnd came back n saw her kids,she went lyk- 'go sh Linda,wat re u doing in skul?u shld be a babysitter!'. I rolled my eyes n muttered silently,' Indeed'..

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<BABY SITTER 2>

- (5/03/09 16:10)
D little boy started it..he was 2 yrs old n gawd,he cld cry.he started crying..i made cereal n gav him bt he cried mur.dats it! I went 2 d refridgerator fumbled n came up wit a half bar of chocolate..'cum here swty',i gave it 2 him.nt a bad food substitute though my frnd wnt tink so bt she wasnt there..d chocolate pacified him..phew!dat was tough..bt d worst was yet 2 come.just when i pickd up my phone n was about 2 sprawl on d sofa,d baby startd crying..geez!was dis planned?i was determined 2 do dis wel so i pickd her up n noticed dat she was sweating badly..i undressd her,removd d diapers which might be discomforting her..l0l..she wailed harder n dear me,d child had lung power!i brought d carrier bt d damn thing kept biting in2 my shoulder so i decided 2 carry her d african way(cant remember wen last i saw sum1 strap a baby 2 er back bt as a kid,i carried my dolls dat way lol).at last,she kept quiet n i had 2 keep standing n wondering wat d hell i got myself in2.hmm...wats dat smell?

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<BABY SITTER>

- (5/03/09 15:31)
Did a most interesting job 2day,babysitting.was visiting dis frnd dat got married since we wea 16.lol,she wantd 2 go out n didnt want 2 take d kids along..wantd 2 drop them wit er househelp..l0l,i made a disastrous mistake,i offered 2 babysit 4 er.. She was suprised"can u really do it?ve u done it b4?"of course yes! I rolled my eyes n lied.truth be told,i neva had 2 babysit bt i was willing 2 try besides,d kids re little darlings.my frnd reeled off complicated instructions on hw 2 feed n change d baby's diapers..l0l..i promisd 2 cal if i needed help.she then left n d madness began....

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Wow!!

- (4/03/09 13:47)
At last d long expectd hols is here..hmm,just a week.dis ppl gotta be kidding me.gawd,i plan 2 spend it indoors,sleeping n killing my phone keys.i need all d rest i can get b4 d madness continues..am feeling kinda ill,maybe i shld go 4 d check up my mum advised me to..bt these doctors sef,if they no find anything,they go create am.i fear o!

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PRETTY GIRL 2

- (4/03/09 13:14)
As a child,i was very ugly..so ugly dat my dad wnt buy me skirts n gown lyk oda girls.he said i was 2 ugly 2 be a girl therefore i wore shorts lyk boys.gawd,i hated dat.i was never allowd 2 braid my hair bcos i was sickly so i kept it low..d worst part was dat i was allergic 2 jewelleries so i never wore them..lol coupled wit a body 2 small 4 my age,head 2 big 4 my body,eyes 2 large 4 my face n cheekbones way too high,i was a sori sight.most ppl wnt beliv i was a girl..my classmates wld laugh at d way i luk n ask if i was ever going 2 grow.Hope once askd dat question.hw i transformed over d yrs,i dnt knw bt 1 thing i knw is dat i am nt an ugly ducklin anymur.lol.bak 2 d present,Hope was stil staring...gawd,did i change dat much?she just smiled.we exchanged numbers n went on our seperate ways..i cldnt help remembering those dark days...

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