- (24/09/10 09:12) Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the c***tails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Statn, Well neva 4gtu
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^REAS0N^
- (23/09/10 16:36) 3ladies wre walkin'down a strt whn thy saw a n0tice n a 5st0reybuildin that read '4 ladies nly'so d gals wnt in.whn they got in they met sme guys the guys told em each building has a n0te they shld read em crefuly....whn they gt to the 1st buildin it read 'sh0rt nd p00r guys only'tsw they mvd to the nxt building 'sh0rt bt rich guys' they said lets chk the third.it read 'tall bt p0or guys'hmm lets chk d 4th 'it read tall nd rich guys'w0w! Nice jxt wt we want buh lets chk d last 4l0r.wen they gt thr it read no guys hre dx fl0r wus built to sh0w thr is n0way to imprex a lady.I SWEAR AMA DO THE SAME AND EVERYB0DY W0ULD DO THESAME EVEN U!THE GUY READIN MA BL0G AMEB0! L0L THEY WANNA C ALL CATEG0RIES B4 ENTERING L0L. ITS UR GAL! GBAGAUN GBAGAUN
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L0l
- (20/09/10 15:22) A nw c0upl wntd to mk lve.d yf 4 d fir5t time tld d husby to xplain to her d whle sex thng.the husby th0t,thn said lets say ur puci x is d prins0n my d.ck x is d pris0ner so we g0tta pt d pris0ner in d pris0n...they did d fir5t arrest....the husbnd lyd dwn fcing d r0of nd d yf said bby the pris0ner xcpd lts pt it bk to d pris0n....they did d scnd arrest....d husby was a lil bit exhaustd d yf said bby d pris0na xcpd again l0l lts pt it bk to pris0n. The husbnd rluctantly wnt to jail again...thn d 4th time d yf said again swtheart the pris0ner is gne again! Then d husbnd said i didnt tel u it gat to b lyf impr0snmenT!
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Twitter
- (16/09/10 17:56) Lol.rmb wn i jxt j0ind twitter use 2 hv 7 nregular f0l0waz.l0l nw i d0n dy hapy smal smal.i gt lyk 75f0l0was e n0r easy.sm pipz evn bg artist to f0l0w bk tsw...wn u chk 9ja astst hayes thy hv 10.th0snd f0l0waz wn lil.justin beiber hz ova 4mil.f0l0waz kweke...twitter 4me is realy a bg site whr u cn dirktly rlt wth bg pipz.thats if u knw hw to brng up mataz..i hpe i gt wt i wnt thr sha stl bting r0und d bush i dnt wnt elah.already hv an invite xlf Gawd hlp me o...
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Wtf
- (16/09/10 17:50) After m0nday nd tuesday otha days in d wkdays say wtf! Wednesday thur5day nd friday.l0l
