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- (14/12/08 14:15)
On d 15/11/08,i read a blog tagd 'dem igbo boys'.O my fucck!...dat ws a nice blog bt its a big slap on my face,on behalf of d igbo boys.Babe,do u realize wot u ve just done?U ve jos dwngrded me,inspite of all my romantic talents.Hw culd u say dat d yorubas r m0r romantic dan d igbos?If ur b.f z nt romantic,doz it mean dat i'm nt romantic?Y r u gvin d lyks of femholes,nd so on 'hope'?Wot kind of embrasmnt z dz?Ok,1 of d tins dat doz nt mk a guy romantic z,either e z 4mnths pregnant or e z as hands0m as obasanjo.So wich 1 doz ur b.f blng 2?Anyway if u r lukin 4 an igbo guy dat cn romance u 2 ur satisfactn,hola me bt u ll pay 4 d service o cuz i kn wot i'm capable of....nd u mst nt tempt me 2 fucck cuz i respect ma spunk wit pasns.So babe,dnt use 1 guy 2 judge odas.If nt 4 my gud mood 2dy,i wuld av revenge 4 my ppl here online.Pallies,av i spoken ur minds?Finally,Plz o,mk una invite me c0m una houz 4 xmas o cuz i b bachelor bt i no dey chop rice on xmas days,i pefer pap or amala.Hw fart?

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Dz Xmas! 2

- (10/12/08 06:39)
...God av a purpose of giving us body accessories(i.e,di.ck,breast nd nyash) nd it suldn't b collectd my any man.Xmas period suldn't b a period of 'snatching'.Its unfair 2 collect ppl's blngins bcuz u wnt 2 b rich all in d name of xmas.Or suldn't we celebrate xmas again?Again,robbery in lag z highly reduced wich 2 me z ridiculous.I culd remember a gang of robbers robd a bank in my area.It ws a vry intresting scence.We heard a gun shot nd d whole rd ws cleared unda 10secs.My boss is ab0t 70yrs old bt wen we startd runing,i neva blivd dat e cn run faster than me.Der ws 1 stupid woman,sh left hr child dat sh ws breast feedin behind nd flee.It ws 4ny seeing a woman runin witout clothes or bra.I ws scared watchin hr,cuz hr boobs were danglin as if dey ll fall off.Anyway,dz xmas,i av nt heard or seen any body loosing hz or hr natural accessories.I wish it culd remain lyk dz. Hw fart?

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Dz Xmas! 1

- (10/12/08 06:08)
Pallies,as far as i'm concern,dz yr is obviously quite diff.4m d past xmas i av celebrated in lag.Yrs back,wen we enta 'ember' mnths,panic engulfs evri1 cuz anytin cn hapin,so u r advised 2 watch ur steps.Oh my fucck!....why r men of dz world so horrible?Why wuld a man deprive anoda man of hz accessories?I mean,why wuld a man collect anoda man's d!ck in bus-stp,as if e ws d 1 wo put it der.S0m ppl wuld even go as bad as collectin gals boobs dat doz nt blng 2 dem.I ws at a bus-stop 1day wen i heard 1hnds0m guy shoutin 'thief,thief,ole!!!As e ws shoutin nd cryin,e ws holdin hz remaining d!ck.E ws so 4tun8 dat ppl came 2 hz rescue.D d!ck snatcher ws beatin nd ws askd 2 return d guy's d!ck.Isn't dz a odd world?D mst anoyin madnex dat dz snatchers display z renderin a whole breast useless.Imagine a woman witout breast?Infact,dey go fuda 2 collect der nyash.Its no lnga a news dat nyash fetch mor moni dan anytin.Bt dat z nt enuf risn 4 a ritualist 2 deprive a gal of hr natural endowment....

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Lets Pray! 3.(4)

- (18/11/08 12:06)
...d qualities i nid as my future wife,amen.Ld,I'm a ab0t 2 4k up,plz blez nd guide my 4k up.I said i dnt wnt 2 fal in luv cuz of hrtcrack bt a gal in dz kbwp wnts 2 kidnap my hrt.Ld,wot kind of a filin z dz?Anywy,c me tru,i beg of u,amen!W av diff types of bloggers,mojohites,inspireites,gospelites,financeites,newscastaites&comedianites.G-baba,bless al dz 'ites'wit mny wisdom nd knwldge,may d talents dey av here b sn in dem evrywer dey go,amen!I av so mny frnds here bt i dnt kn der probs cuz as our ass,diccks nd p..y r diff,so our probs r diff.So Ld,bless our ass,our lyf nd our families.Bros J,dz yr z comin 2 an end,plz fasten dz yr cuz i av lost so mny useful nd kloz ppl nd i dnt kn wo z nxt.Plz wozeva dat ll die again suld b far 4m me,amen!Xmas z comin,mny of us r getn redi 2 b stupid wit d clbrtn by drinkin wit al our lyf earnins.Aywy,gv us d gud mana of stupidity i implore u,amen!Bros J,hlp me hail,mrrite,folaye,rosypink,erotice,bogglo,yahoogal,obyluv,juliana,Nne,ije,joshe!Hw fart?

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Lets Pray 3! Cont'd

- (18/11/08 01:37)
...a mere rd accident.Do u hw anoyin it ws?...we lost a whole 14miln d airline ought 2 av offa us.Anywy grnt d 2 souls an eternal rest in hevn,amen.Nd 4 olivaya,b b4 hr 2 lead hr,beside hr 2 guide hr,above hr 2 bless hr,beneath hr 2 uplift hr nd behind hr 2 defend hr,amen!Folks4luv z an inteligent nd cleva gal,may hr enemies nt tke dem away 4m hr,amen!Sh said dat sh z hot,i hope sh cn face it.Anyway,mk hr hot as sh so desires,amen!Oh my GOD!I kn dumebi1 wit hr foma style of blogin 'dear GOD',i tank u 4 listenin 2 our(femholes,hrsef nd me,fada sly) prayas.It shows dat der z stil space 4 us in heaven,tank U 4 dat.Bt let dumebi1 kn dat i dey provoke.Hw culd sh jos say or plan dat d women suld rise up nd take d place of d men?Sh 4got dat d sufferins on earth z cuzd by a woman.Anyway,i pray u dnt grnt hr dat request,amen!Pallies,i av got a grandma here,mrs EZY.May u grnt hr a lng nd healthy lyf,amen!I also wnt u 2 touch hr hrt,may b sh cn gv me 1 of hr dautas cuz sh z got my ...

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