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Crazy Friends.

- (30/09/09 16:42)
Of recent,huh,i'm suprise 2 hear my so called frnds or beta still my neighbours usng a vry dirty word 2 emphasis on sme issues.4 God sake,y wnt some wide mouth adjust der basket mouth?If it is a curse 4 some of u 2 drop words 4m ur large mouth like sh1t,den turn 2 ur merciful God 2 adjust it,E cn consider ur request nd do sometin.If a guy z handsome,tel him dat e z handsome nd leave d qualificatn alone.Imagine a guy walkn up 2 a guy nd utters words like "o boy u fine o,assumng u get puscy,i 4 fcuk u".Nw listen u workers of inquities,no weapon fashnd against my ass shall prosper.U cnt force a donkey 2 drink wata,inspite dat u took it 2 d stream.Ova my dead body ll i join 'gay united'.Plz i neva lykd homosexuality,instead i'll run afta 'she goats'.1ce more,plz stp commentng on me lyk dat,its mkng me 2 slp wit my 2eyes opend nd some tyms slp wit 2trousers instead of only boxas...or do u guys wnt me 2 start going 2 bed wit pad...emm.,.sori,i mean pampers?I'm serious o,its badst! Hw fart?

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I Fear Love.

- (31/08/09 16:15)
Somtyms,i sit down nd ponder if dz luv z evil or nt.If luv z unevil,y z it dat d fine gal or guy u luvd @d 1st sight turns 2 a trash u dnt wnt 2 eva c again?Or y trust z neva encouraged,nt 2talk of practise in ur opposite sex dat u luv?Or am i 2 small 2 undastnd d complexity of luv?Its v.gud 2 luv bt bad 2 luv witout any reserve coz d shortcomings culd b disastrous.Der z 1tin i noticed abot dz 4kn luv,1ce u r stupidly falln in luv,it forcefully drags u in2 a relatnshp,nd at d cause of dat,ur true sef ll b xpose 2 d oda sex.Nw u'll c dat u r datn a vry wrng guy or babe...madness!Bt luv last lnga wen d physical appreance doz nt determine d xter of d oda prsn.For instance,fine girls often possess ugly xter.While quiet guys often carry d most dangerous behaviour...so wot cn we do?Me i dnt kn bt i tink no mata wot we encounta wen luvn d oda prsn,we suld learn hw 2 endure nd b mature.Endurance might prove our insinuatns wrng,while maturity z d ability 2 accept ur mistakes nd nt avoidn dm...

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Rainy Days.

- (11/07/09 03:12)
It's raining cat nd dog here in lag.And weneva its cold,i'd wishd i'm married coz d whole state is unfriendly enviromentally.Inspite gov.Fashola's effort 2 beautify lag,some places re no go area.In other words,if i were d state governor of lagos state,every raining days in lag suld b declared as a public holiday.Crazy,huh?Anyway,its my own opinion nd i tink my reasons re sane.Firstly,due 2 bad roads nd ova populated state,u re forced 2 return home vry late at nite.In dz situatn,1 culd fall sick or 1 culd b attackd by robbers.Anoda gud reason y it suld b declared a public holiday is,its a period of a vry gud biznex 4 all d ashawos.4 hw lng shall sons of Adam nd Eve b patronizing ashawos?I was in kano state last 2mnths,nd i made d worst frnd in my whole life.Hw wuld a guy call a prostitute his girlfrnd...i wish i culd just sentence hm 2 death 4 hz stupidity.Frankingly speakn,i dnt like going 2 wrk weneva it rains bt i'm scared dat if i'm married,my wife ll gv birth evry 2mnths.Hw fart?

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???

- (3/07/09 08:41)
Isn't it possible 2 av girlfriends witout avn any date or relatnshp? Isn't it possible 2 b gud wen talkn but d courage 2 toast is nt der? Isn't it possible 4 a gal 2 toast a guy? Isn't it possible 4 a gal nd a guy 2 kpansh each oda witout avn any relatnshp? So doz dat said i was lying in my previous blog,it aint a lie. Der's a gal i'm beginning 2 luv in dz site,but i cnt tell hr.My prayer z:'God if its ur wish 4 me 2 date hr,plz pm or txt me d right words 2 tell hr so dat sh wnt snub me nd c me as a fool,maga,mumu,ode....or,wait...wot am i sayn?I mean,God suld touch hr heart 2 so dat we cn luv each oda nd we also.... Hw fart?

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Childishness Or Wot?

- (25/06/09 22:26)
S0m tyms i begin 2 wnda wen ll i get rid of dz madness in dz modern world.I cnt bliv dat in dz 21st century,s0m1 as big as i am cnt walk up 2 a gal nd pour out my feelns 4 hr.Sure i'm a vry gud toaster or admirer but it all starts nd ends within me.Or suld i say its a way dat God z caln me 2 b a priest?Then if nt,y cnt i stop sweatn lyk a smal child serving hz/hr punishment.I culd rmbr s0m yrs ago,i ws pushd by my frnds 2 approach a gal.It ws vry 4ny nd crazy of me 2 meet hr nd startd askn hr of hr unknown siblings...mumu!Nd wen i ws told 2 mk sure i accomplish my mission,i ws as gud as 'zoombie'.Coz i ws talkn 2 a babe,my boxas ws heavily soakd wit sweat nd i startd farting as if i'm d founder of fart...wot an embarassment!If i continue dz way,dnt u tink i might loose my future wife 2 1 idiot?...i rebuke it in Jesus name!Bt even though i gada liver s0mday nd i approach a babe nd sh says NO 2 my humble proposal,i just pray dat i av s0m1 beside me 2 console me b4 i commit sucide >>2

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