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Dirty Talk.

- (14/04/09 11:55)
S0mtyms i wnda if pipz wit dirty talks will eva make heaven.Or is it bcuz its not included in d 10commandments dat "thou shall not misyarn",we talk anyhw irrespective of wot we re refering to?I h8 guys dat av no respect 4 d 'bimbos'. Imagine dz scatty questn s0m1 askd me: 'ossai,inside yellow or black babe which 1 swit pass"? If i were an american nigga,i wuld av brought out my stainless pistol and blow off his modafucckn head up. Wot doz dat mean? Is e tryn 2 tel me 2 kpansh 4 assessment or wot? Pally,sex is sex...tint d colour. It doz nt make sense 2 ask such questn. If e is tryn 2 compare pussis,e suld compare dat of hz babe 2 dat of a dog.Dnt get me wrong o...I'm only errn wot i heard o...So dnt say dat dz gud boy is back o. Hw fart?

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Home Video.

- (17/03/09 10:19)
Nigeria's nollywoods is rankd 3rd most producing movies industry in d whole wide world.Bt im vry confused wit d criteria dat z used 2 ascertain dz positn.America's hollywoods z d 1st,y chinas bollywoods is seconding.Watchn our local movies is seldom bugn,though i only watch d comedies.I watchd a soap opra on saturday nd i ws seriously vexed.In dz vry scatty movie,a gal foolishly 4gt hr panties in hr bf's house.Fortunately 4 d both of dm,d guy's frnds entad d room nd saw dz gal's pant.Trust s0m crazy guys nw...D 3 guys assembled d pant nd percieve d odour.Wuld u bliv dat d only tin dat dz guys did ws 2 sneeze loudly?Holy kpansh! Wot d hell is d meaning of dat?Or why wuld a director allow such an embrassing scence?Quickly,my mind flashd back 2 1 of Tinto Brass' films where a man used hr gf's pant as an handkerchief tru out d film.E ws vry proud 2 inhale/percieve d pant 4 every 4mins...isn't dz scence encouraging?I ws also meant 2 undastnd dat dat 'blorblor' is got nice smell...

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Re:annoying Proverb.

- (3/03/09 05:56)
Isn't it high time we startd calling a spade a spade?Why do we lyk following d majority witout thinking?I tink wot d miniorities know is more than wot d majorities know,so we must acknowlegde dz fact.Ok,in some of my blogs,i've made some corrections nd i hope we are done with that and its well rectified. 'Blood is thicker than water'...oh my gud sh!t!I vehemently hate nd disconcur dz proverb cuz it has spoilt many tings around me.In fact,its hallucinatory!Its neva a true dat blood is thicker dan water.Both in substance nd in weight,blood is neva thicker dan water...so where z dz fake nd cooked proverb emanated 4m? Gulliblity! In case i come across any of u guys or when blogin,pms or chatin,plz dnt tel me any infuriating nd sh.itty proverbs dat u cnt prove cuz i'll av no choice dan 2 cut of ur nipples(eida female or male).I've made my own humble research nd its my verdict.Jokes nd sentiments apart,Is it not more reasonable 2 say dat "sperm is thicker than water?"Think about it.Hw fart?

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AoSee Name.ao

- (2/03/09 17:28)
Most tyms,i think parents av huge impact on wot nd how der child is.Its so un4tunate dat we re imitatn d whites dat dnt mind d importance of a name.D last regime of d USA,carid s0m vry 4ny names.D president ws BUSH,while d sctry ws RICE...isnt dat crazy?Just dz evening,i heard a moda caln hr dauta VIRGINIA...haaha! Fear God!...wot nah?Y wnt parents respect dmsefs?Nd i'm vry sure dat dz same parent ll complain dat d child z worwor.Yep!sh z worwor wit passns cuz hr mouth luks lyk d shape of hr name.Our native name caris so much meanin dan d borrowd names.4 instance,my native name is CHINEDU,compare it 2 my english name,Sylvester.Wot do u xpet 4m Sly?Plz lets dnt mk our children h8 dmsefs.Nw,hw wuld sh tel hr classm8s dat hr name is VIRG1NA?If i hapn 2 b hr classmate,den my name ll change automatically 2 D1CKSON...wo kns wot nxt?So plz dnt corrupt me by wot u cal ur pikins.Dats y i lyk d yorubas bt h8 d muslims.Wots RUKARAT,BUKKYRAT,NAFIRAT,BISIRAT?So y wnt dey jump 4m 1 house 2 d oda?

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wahala...contd.

- (28/02/09 17:56)
...4 hr "mntly wahala" in a guys house. Isn't sh ashame of hr carelessness? Wot av we got 2 do wit it? We dnt nid dz hr "mntly wahala". So if sh cnt c it,sh suld go nd find it s0mwer else. I dnt kn wot sh ws tinkn dat av made hr 2 drop it s0mwer carelessly.And i dnt tink sh misplaced hr stuff in our crib cuz i do d tidyns daily nd i avn't found 1...so its nt wit us,sori i mean,hm.Lets c0m 2 tink of it o...isn't sh tryn 2 tel us dat sh z pregnant indirectly? I rebuke it in Bros J's name,Amen. Plz put my frnd in ur prayas 2mrw.annexie,lovebabe1...whod up? Hw fart?

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