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Wahala

- (28/02/09 17:15)
Fela my grndfada in hz blessd memory 1ce sang,'trouble slp yanga go wake am...Trouble ws slpin arund me nd un4tu8ly 4 me,i woke it up...i'm in a serious palava.Hey i dnt rili min myself o bt u kn dat dey re s0mtins dat ll hapn 2 ur frnd,its as gud or bad as its hapnin 2 u.Mayb dz ll b a vry big lessn 4 hm nt 2 run afta anytin unda skirt.Pally,do u kn dat s0m guys wish mosquitos av a vry gud holes?...a>ka>ta>ta>!Imagine a gal comin 2 meet u dat sh did nt c hr "mnthly wahala"i.e,hr period,wot wuld u do?Pally,s0m ll fall ill instantly.Ummh,i begin 2 recal hw my pal startd wit dz gal.E told me dat sh ws on contract...'no kpanshn'...just kiss nd brrrh.Re u mad?Wo is a fool?Acceptd,der is no hw a guy nd a gal ll b 2geda dat ll nt lead 2 "helpn each oda",i mean,kissn,touchn anytin,fondln nd cuddlin.Bt wen hs saliva turnd into wot stops a gal "mntly wahala"?OMG,dozn't dat min dat i suld stop payn 2 much attentn 2 my mouth?...at least 2 pursue dm 4m me.Im hearn dz 4 d scnd tym,dat a gal is lukn...

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Stupid Phone,contd.

- (25/02/09 12:27)
...sense sha.Bt y is d color of ur pant nd bra different?Wow...ur nipple is superb. Damn! U re even in ur period.Awuf,i av 2 go. Mermaid: u re vry vry stupid o.Wen re u goin 2 change 4m al dz crazy nd 4ny talk?Spoilt child. Slyingossai: hey! U re caln me a spoilt child cuz i mentnd pant,bra,nipple nd period...wots new in al dz?Dnt dey exist?Wich of these is m0r corrupt?...2 pronunce/write or 'to do'? Mermaid: its ok. I'll cal u weneva i'm tru.Hp u re strng enuf 2 go 14 rnds of kpanshn? Slyingossai: chineke o!...no! I'm nt ready 2 die young.Infact,i respect u die. Bye. Hw fart?

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Stupid Phone.

- (25/02/09 10:48)
2mnths ago,i ws in a fast food wit my frnds.A new phone ws advertised nd i ws flabagastd wit d features of dz new phone...wots dz world turning into?A world dat d technology z tryn 2 corrupt me?Or expose me 2 catastrophes?Hw culd dz crazy whites produce a phone dat culd mk u nd i 2 c s0m1 else's nudity witout touching d prsn's clothes bt tru d "stupid phone"?Craze world!Bunkum!Lugubrious!If u re convsatnt wit dz film titled 'xxx',Van Disel used a binoclair 2 c d nudity of a gal.Now its phone!Then i begin 2 imagine a situatn wer i'm fortunate 2 meet...emmh...yep!...MERMAID.Dz culd b our discussn;slyingossai: babe,hw fart?Mermaid:i'm cul nd sexy.So u re dat kpanshn ossai,abi?Slyingossai:dnt mind me o.I'm just tryn 2 mk my blog a bit comic.So av u met s0m guys via kbwp?Mermaid:ummh?I feel dey culd b so lousy cuz mst of dm wnt 2 get down wit me.(operatn hr phone) ossai.u re vry hairy...ur ass is chocolate...ur rod is 2 big 4 me.Slyingossai:(operating my phone 2)ummh...i admit bt u mk ...

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Me Nd Breast.

- (24/02/09 02:46)
Hey s0mbdy is upset cuz i often cal breast. Tel me,wots wrng in calin a BREAST?Wo on earth doz nt av breast? My mum av hrs...10kg(ova moderate),my dad av his...2kg(cool) nd i'av mine..1kg(gorgeous). Ok tel me,wot else suld i cal breast?Or doz it av a nickname? Plz o,lets cal a spade,spade.Anyway,i luv breast die nd weneva i'm wit it,i handle it wit passions...i dnt joke wit it!I av a world record suckin my mama's breast 4 a gud 4yrs...Guiness,wer re u?Dats y i said,my future wife suld get ready 2 breast feed d family. Cuz i'm ready 2 suck hr m0r dan my unborn babe. Tank God sh'll b avn 2 breasts. If my son is suckn left,i'll b sucking right(d switess part). I wish sh culd obtain anoda breast 2 mk it 3,so dat dat 3rd 1 ll b a reserve. Rmbr dat 2much of powda or tin milk culd mk u 2 reason or behave like a C0W.So take milk 4m d rite source...BREAST! Hw fart?

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Expensive Joke.

- (23/02/09 15:37)
Wondas,dey say shall neva end.Imagine as big as u re,u suck breast.Cal it a milk 4m d rite source...u re damn rite.Bt its 4m a wrng prsn nd a wrng breast.Bt s0m women cn b so 4ny o.Hw wuld a woman distribute hr breast milk 2 oda ppl 2 drink?If i had had my way,i wuld av bannd dz bugin woman 4m any 4da usage of hr breast.Or beta still,i wuld av ceased hr breast 4 a gud 3yrs.1 morin,a gal visitd dz nursin woman.So dz gal ws gvn a cup of milk,nd sh drank.Dz woman askd d gal if sh wuld suck m0r?At dz juncture,we al realized dat wot sh drank ws a breast milk.Holy dicck! Imagine dat expensive play.I ws highly infuriated.Deep inside me,i felt like collecting dat stupid breast nd runaway bt i considered d new babe.I ws angry cuz d gal ws vry close 2 me nd d breast is already wornout.Dz kind of breast is wot a woman cn use 2 slap s0m1 nd d prsn ll run mad.So plz mind wot u eat or drink. Hw fart?

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