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Ole...contd.

- (21/02/09 18:48)
...boobs.Wit my own discretn,hr boobs suld b weighing 30kg...isn't sh greedy?I h8 d crowd wen dey exposed hr breast,cuz i dnt joke wit it.Hw wuld dey strip a gal naked on street nd let som ppl 2 touch wereva dey like?Isn't der any oda reasonable way 2 punish a thief?At least dey suld av kept d breast 4 me cuz it ws lukn gud.Bt wo wuld wnt 2 associ8 hm/hrsef wit a thief?Its so disgustin treatin any human lyk dat.Tank God sh wsn't a guy,if nt,sh wuld av bn burnt.So plz ladies,dnt steal o cuz u dnt kn wot wuld b ur purnishment.I'm vry sure dat deep inside hr,sh wuld av prefed 2 b an cutesan 2 thief.Cuz ppl wuld av paid 2 c nd feel hr natural endowments.I feel 4 hr sha.Hw fart?

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Ole...

- (21/02/09 18:27)
Wen re we going 2 grow in dz country?Wen re we going 2 treat ourselves like human beings?Jus dz morin,i saw somtin dat was disheartening.Den i told myself,evil is evil,bt dey re s0m dat ll destroy us immediately.Ok,i dnt wnt 2 sound lyk 1 religious gud guy,so i'm dropin it as it hapnd.Dz morin in my hood,i ws hearin som kind of thief rantings.I rushd out 2 feed my eyes,nd behold,it ws a female thief.Ook,i suld av blivd wot our ladies use 2 tel d guys dat,wot a man cn do,a woman ll do nd even do it beta..bt water pass gari 4 dz babe.Bt guys,dnt u tink dat females re funny generally?Imagine a gal leaving hr house 2 steal anoda prsns pant...haba,na golden pant?We al kn dat female pants re d cheapest stuff in d market cuz its only madeup of ropes.At least dey re s0m dat cost only 20,10 nd 30 naira each.Dz worwor babe ws caught stealing jeweries nd undies...na wetin?Immedi8ly sh ws caught,sh ws striped naked.Damn! Wot's dz? Every part of d world saw wot i saw.Bt i ws angry wen i saw hr ...

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Church Error.contd.

- (19/02/09 15:23)
...eyes,den fada ought 2 av chopd off his head cuz we wer both stayin 2geda.chei,its not easy 2 wrk 4 God o.I'm vry sure dat dis is hw s0m gals mst av bn showing dem der pants.Frankly speaking,i cnt blame binatone wen e said dat e raped a gal goin 2 church witout wearing her pants...wot was sh tinkin?.Isn't dat punishment divine?And eva since i made dat error,it has almost dstroy my reputatn dat i av built 4 decades.Imagine my parishioners calling a whole me 'G-STRING'. Oh my gud fucck!So Plz,i'm pleading on behalf of d pastors nd revd fadas,dnt mke us c ur fine pants again,we av seen enuf.Kip dem 2 urselves,plz! Cuz if we start kpanshing around,its stil u ppl dat ll complain,nd u re failing 2 realise d fact dat u re d ppl inviting us indirectly.U kn dat d spirit is willing bt d body is weak.Dnt let us 2 start coming 2 church wit pepri wata.May God av mercy on all of us. Hw fart?

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Church Error.

- (19/02/09 14:14)
Nd d bible says,"wer 2 or m0r re gadad in my name,im present".Den i begin 2 wnda wot hapnd in my own case,ryt inside d church salinity.Or was it bc0s i didnt plan wel 4 d talk?Or doz it mean dat d presence of females brings or represents evil?Last 2yrs,i was askd 2 gv talk 2 d youths during d youth week.At d beginin of my unprepared speech,i was doin fine nd i nid no angel 2 tel me dat.During my talk,i ws already recievin praises cuz my guys wer gvn me 'thumbs up'.Damn!Hell ws let loose wen a gal entad d premises.Is it dat s0m gals dnt kn hw 2 sit?Or did sh pland it 4m hr house 2 tempt me?Dz gal ws sitting b4 me carelessly.I felt like dropin d mic 2 help hr 2 adjust hr yeye legs bt it wuld av bn m0r sucidal.Nd d nxt tin i kept sayin ws,'G-string!G-string!!' Wot?!Am i mad?Bt it wsn't my fault!Accepted,d bible also said dat "if ur eyes ll lead u 2 sin,pluck it out".Bt hw wuld i av pluckd out my eyes cuz of a gal wen i av alot of oda missionary wrks 2 accomplish?If i had pluckd out my...

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Greedy People.contd.

- (17/02/09 08:16)
...And sh succeeded in mkn it a side attractn 4 me cuz i ws lukn at a lyf boobs witout any coverage,Lord av merci on us.D mst anoyin part of d gals boobs z dat,dey re only concernd ab0t coverin d nipples.Pride? Damn!Arent s0m of u ashame of it?Y suld u allow ur breast to b too big as if u re going 4 competitn?...or is der any award 4 s0m of u?In my hood,u'll s0m breasts weighin 50kg,s0m re also weighin 70kg while a Ghanaian sellin cookd beans(ewa agoyin) suld weigh 100kg...y all dz weights now?Ren't dey ovaweighin u down?Do u wnt 2 kill urselves?Dnt u kn dat in d nxt 10yrs u might nt get ur size of bra in d market?Or una get special tailor 2 do una own bra?Ok,do u kn y i'm disturb?I saw my frnd's gal in my crib,hr chest is as flat as mine.Infact my breast z even biga dan hrs.Whereas s0m of u av 4 or 5tyms of oda gals boobs.So hence4t,if u re a greedy person(a dude or gal),u suld nt talk,pm or chat wit me again.Help d less privileged,i implore u.Sexicandy,stil wierd? Hw fart?

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