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Greedy People.

- (17/02/09 07:15)
Y re s0m ppl so greedy?Or suld i cal it stingyness?I dnt lyk greedy ppl nd i dnt wnt 2 associ8 myself wit dem.1 of d virus dat is killin us is 'greediness'...we wnt 2 av evrytyn in excess.Incubus! Pallies,wot do we cal a situatn wer a guy's diick ll b 3 or 4 tyms biga dan anoda guys diick?Holy kpansh!Seeing wot i saw at my place of wrk,i h8 Gbenga.Wot a diick.Damn!I askd him d usefulness of dat ovaload bt e ws busy laufn.Nd dz same 'bulorkos'(diick) ll enta a hole o,chei.I respect s0m gals sha.Bt avn't i 2ld u guys wit heavy bulorkos dat,d size of ur rod has notin 2 do wit u bn potent or not?...so y do u want 2 damage sombdy's inbtwn?Mind u dat some guys re prayin day nd nite dat der 'bulorkos' suld at least b moderate...tink ab0t it,greedy guys.Gals!!!Gals re more heartless.Majority of u re greedy wit passns.Its no lnga a news dat s0m gals dnt av chest again bcuz of BREAST.Its disgusting!Entering a public transport dz mornin,u need 2 c wot dz gal av on hr chest...na wetin?....

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Feb.14 Contd.

- (14/02/09 02:24)
...up.I dnt kn wot dz 'efrebos' re eating on dz day dat dey av nt eating b4.D mr Bigg's in my hood rents cannopy evry feb.14.It ws a vry sad day 4 my frnd wen hr babe ordered 4 more dan wot z in hz pocket.If i wer dz guy,i'll mk sure sh pays me bck.Lastly,dz day z a day most gals re always in der period.Oh my gud kpansh! Afta so many spendings,a gal ll open hr gigantic mouth dat sh z in hr period!Y didnt sh tel u b4 d spendings?Cuz it has reach d blessing nd rewarding tym,sh z just remembering abi?Guy dnt let it distract ur plans o.Kpansh! Just ystdy,a gal askd me 2 b hr val! But i 2ld hr dat i'm in my period cuz i av an injury on my diick.Its painful 2 c a diick hurt.I'm only just goin 2 spend my val wit my frnds drinkin.Wo kns if babes re comin or not. I'm nt ready 2 kpansh o. Hapi val... Hw fart?

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Feb.14.

- (14/02/09 01:46)
Mehn,d way dz day z bn talkd ab0t z gvn me a vry big headache.I'm beginin 2 foretel dat in d next 10-15yrs,its eida val will b celebrated lyk xmas or turn into a day of soldom.Infact d media re nt helpin matas 4 dz day.Anyway evry feb14,i catch my fun bt not by kpanshing(fuc.king) o.I catch my fun by seeing ppl misbehavin cuz of val.I'av neva celebrated val cuz d fear of a babe z d beginin of wisdom.2 s0m extent,weneva i rememba dat i'm goin 2 mari s0mday,i'm always angry,al bcuz of woman.A revd fada 4m Ghana 1ce 2ld me dat in hz country,4m 13th-15th of feb,der z always a scarcity of condoms both 4 male nd female.Dnt tel me u dnt kn dat females av der own condoms o...i'm nt surprised if u dnt kn cuz una stil smal sha.Ok,last 2yrs val ws d craziest val i av eva seen in my whole lyf.Imagine a hotel bn queued up 4 kpanshing...wo says i'll nt build my own hotel?Damn! I learnt dat 1hr 4 a rum z 1500.U need 2 c hw guys wer misbehavin cuz of nyash.Secndly,evry fast food z always choked...

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Haaba Makurdi.

- (11/02/09 23:44)
I rememba my dys in makurdi,it only exposed me 2 funny nd evil tins.Wo kns if i had nt gone 2 makurdi,my desire 2 bc0m a revd fada wuld av stil bn ignited.I ws in makurdi 3yrs ago 2 cova a wrk 4 my company.4tuna8ly 4 me,my office was located beside a SFH(i.e health organisatn).Bt un4tuna8ly,dey re incharge of condoms!Wuld u bliv dat evry weekend,we re always gvn s0m packs of condoms each?Den i begin 2 imagine wot dey re tryin 2 tel me.1stly,i suld fucck tru out my stay in makurdi,den i'll b left 2 b a crippled cuz i trust d gals.Or does it mean dat fucckin z dz ppl's hobby?Althoug b4 me departure 4m lag,i ws 2ld 2 get ready 4 "fucckin festival".Damn!I saw it bt tank God i'm stil alive.It ws amazin 2 kn dat evry wikend,evrybdy z entitled 2 s0m packs,irrespective of our age.Anyway,i wsn't 2ld 2 kpansh(fucck) always,so weneva i collect my packs,i use it 2 decorate my room,in form of balloon.Or wot do u expect?If i had used evrytin 2 kpansh,dnt u tink i wuld av bn sufferin 4m....

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Haba Makurdi,contd.

- (11/02/09 23:36)
...'epilepsy of d diick'.Or,dnt u kn dat 2 much of kpanshin cn cause cancer of d scrutum...sniftex,am i right?It wsnt easy stayin in makurdi cuz it ws noted dat makurdi nd calabar av d lion share of doz living wit STDs.Tank God dat afta al d whole 'bororo',i went 4 checkup nd i was clean til dz day. Nb:plz 4 d last tym,send me d size of ur boobs nd ass so dat i cn gv u gals ur valentine gifts o.If u dnt send dem 2 me,dn i'll av 2 spend my val wit 2muchspunk's sis.Obyluv,hw z dat tin now? Hw fart?

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