- (22/05/09 13:33) Types of rats we av in d economy re divided into 4groups namely:-1-wealthy rats=dis category of rats can b found in fast food corners nd food producin companies.dey posses an i dont care attitude<notin dey happen>nd dey grow real big.2:-coolrats=dis kind of rat re found in d home of big men dey operate mainly at 9t on lik d wealthy rat dat has no time of operation dis set work at 9t dey posses one feature which is take all u can.3:-d bigboys=dis type of rats re found in normal homes,gutters,rubbish bin,swampy areas nd so on dey posses d feature of survival of d fittest cus majority of dem die everyday by hunger,rat poison nd so on.4:-low class rats dis kind of rats re found mainly in d church nd mosque dis kind of rats re always busy lookin 4wat 2eat cus dey find it difficult 2feed.hmmm which kind of rats do u lik
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Mr Phil
- (21/05/09 15:47) Mr phil is workin abroad he has a wife ea in 9ja.one day he wrote 2his wife....i cant send my salary dis month.d global market has affected me.so am sendin 100 kisses 2u my lovin wife.....den d wife replied.....my dearest husband tanks 4d 100kisses dis re d list of items i bot wit ur kisses...1-d milk man agreed on 2kisses 4one months milk.2-d electricity man agreed not 2disconnect our line 4 10kisses.3-d landlord comes 2collect 4kisses every mornin instead of d rent.4-d supermarket man did not only accept kisses bot other items hope u understand.5-junior's lesson teacher agreed on 5kisses per day.6-other xpenses 30kisses.please dont worry about me i av a balance of 35kisses left 2 sustain me 4d month.can i save some kisses in d bank so dat wen u send me another kiss i would b able 2cope well.should i explain d same 4nex month......plz advice ur sweet heart.
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Me
- (14/05/09 10:47) Am J.O.E by name am a christian an igbo boy.i am d only son of my parent wit 3 6tas dat follows me behind.i wanna b an astronaut in future.i luv wildlife cus it educative nd entertainin i luv 2meet new pple nd avin fun is one of my objectives.i dislik dos who av pride in dem.wen my dad died he left one legacy 4me*one man one word*i learnt it fast nd it a tru word.pple pray 4 miracle bot d truth is dat we re d miracle we should not deceive ourself about lookin 4miracle we re d miracle of our lives.we choose wat we eat wat we drink so wat else.so take care u all nd God bless u all
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C Church Union
- (10/05/09 17:02) I went 2 a bar dis afternoon jst 2chill ma temperature after a yl some group of people came out 4rm a church shoutin and screamin d drama attracted passer-by wen pple ask wat cursed d chaos dey began 2narrate dier story one by one d funny tin dat got 2me a man sayin dat he has bin worshipin in dat church 4 13yrs bot his condition stil remains d same he told us dat he has paid his tithe nd did all d pastor ask dem 2do dat he want his 13yrs offering nd seed of faith back 4rm his pastor.every body complained d same tin we wea al confused on wat 2do.i left d scene in anger cus d mata pass my power so i went back 2flex wit my bottles nd nkwobi....wat can u do?
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My Legacy In Kb
- (10/05/09 16:43) Ahaa most pple ask me y do i enter d room wit dis slogan*in tru d window*wel i av an answer 4u al i do dat 4d fun of it nd i always enjoy it wen i do dat.wen i chat i do dat wit passion i can almost feel anytin i post or posted 2me i luv doin dat cus dat is wat i am d *window breaker*wen am ripped off u should keep off of me 4 am always wit my gun dat is wat i am nd dat is wat i will always b...xjoe d window breaker......
