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Mrz Wt?

- (3/10/10 15:11)
See i'm f.ckd up bt no itz g0n tke much m0r than that to steal ma gurl. My name z TYS0N J0NATHUN MUCHINDU MUDENDA. They cal me T* I'm a titan murthrf.qur

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Lonly Law Lord

- (3/10/10 11:17)
See ma fwendz went owt drinkin n called me unreal man c0z i cudnt go. Wow u cud hv jus p0litely invitd me for heineken. So f.ck em al wtf n bifd up ma so c0d bestfwnd f.ck m too. Kobra gat weird rubbish al of a sudden. Ma aint t0kn to me... Duh this z jus so f.ckd up. Anywae evribdy wu owez me an ap0logy i owe a silver bullet. themjt

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WHY I H8 CRYN BABIEz

- (18/10/10 14:32)
Lady-1 ws in da bathrum & had left her 9m0nth s0n with her 8 year old nephew, j0hn, wh0 ws mkin funy facez at him to kip him frm cryin. The 9m0nth s0n startd cryin & Lady-1 terified at da v0ice of her cryin lil' s0n started screamin alm0st cryin owt loud frm da bathrum. *Lady-1*: "D0NT ST0P J0HN... AOOOHH D0NT ST0P I'M C0MING BABY, I'M COMING, OHHHH BABY I'M C0MING!" By da tym sh finally came sh f0und da husband had already arrived!

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Blessed W0man

- (3/10/10 07:16)
Born to u on a c0ld m0rnin of da 15th day of da 11th m0nth of da year 8800. Bought u so much j0y u cudnt aff0rd on ur own so u shared me with granma! U no l0nger undrztand me my favryt meal z no l0ngr dat one u usd to prep 4 me. My drimz hv remaind c0nstant bt my wil hs changed. I gat flaws in evrithng i'wil chang 4u, i'l build up to ur xpectati0nz, i'wil gt bettr in evri wae. U knw u'r a little too pr0ud of me owez wana sh0w off u gat a 4th b0rn child wuz aggresiv in law sku. Wt m0r cn i sae... U pickd up ma hand each evnin frm granz h0use n came h0m wit' me. U made me wt iam, so prepared me for this, u deliberatly channeld me to a law career drim n pretendd u hd n0thing to do wit' unc0ntr0lable me. U measured me n gav me ma p0rti0n, wt kind of a m0thr ap0logisz to her s0n 4 mkin hm mad? Sumtymz i fil lik u neglect me bt d0ez c0z u fil u'r losin me. Maa'a i'm a man nw bt i'l owez b ur baby. I want to h0n0ur n datz why i added j0nathun to my name. So here iam, ur bbyb0y j0nathun

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Appellant Marubbish!

- (20/09/10 05:27)
U knw wt? Law jus sux sumtymz. I jus g0t an0thr asynment, gr0undz of appeal again for an appellant wu c0mpletly hs no case. In practic yeah u do it for da cheese bt in law sku... ? Nka.. It d0esnt mke sense to me. And aftr dat we'r required to draft da resp0nse to da gr0undz of appeal. Declinin wt u jus built for da appellant. nka... Law sku jus sux sumtymz. They teach us dat a lawyer shud hv one stance bt here we go, they want us to hv two evn wn one knws he's mkin errrz at law n principle u jus g0tta do it.C0z datz wt they want nt dat datz wt law sku shud hv bn al bwt! If i w0rkd for legal aid n sumbdy bringz rubbish to me i'd tel em da p0siti0n of da law n capish u appeal urxlf. Nka... Appellant marubbish! Nw we g0n b d0in n0nsens for free? I'm g0n charg d0uble to tke a risk of embarrasin myxlf b4 da bench. Oh n i heard itz da bar vs. da bench. nka shud hv g0n to Nipa for ACCA i ws g0n b d0ne by nw. This rubbish z frustratin me. I hate ma lecturerz. Anywae Lord yungmjt tradmark bl0g

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